Carrots should be chopped
I should not have to cut soup
Shit – I just farted.
(the above is more or less a direct quote during dinner tonight)
I rule. I give you fun ideas.
Mom wonders if it’s not A Haiku instead of An Haiku. Me, I wonder about you digestive tract if screwing up a stew gives you gas.
I never said I said it, now did I?
And I’m pretty sure it’s “a” haiku as well – I was taking artistic license. It’s weird, though… you say “an historic” and “an hour” and “an herb”…
Say “an historic” and you’ll know instantly you’re wrong about that one. Hurts the ears it does.
Say it aloud, right now: An Historic Occasion.
A Historic Occasion
Which hurts your ears more?
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